This Sunday July 6 will be George W. Bush's 62nd birthday.
As you can see from the photo, his nearly eight years in office have been as kind to him as they have been to America, Iraq and the rest of the world. I know I feel like it's been about thirty years since relative peace and reason (and the Constitution) prevailed in America.
So, what do you get a sixty-two year old has-been/tyrant for his birthday?
I suggest you send a donation of $62 to your favorite Democratic candidate, in any race, national or local.
This would be the gift that means so very much, the gift that keeps on giving, the gift that says "We're thinking of you Dubya, and we really want to do something special that you will remember the rest of your life!"
Nice thing about this kind of gift, it's not easily broken. Dubya has a funny habit of busting things left in his charge (the military, the economy, the environment, the Constitution, etc.) A gift of $62 dollars to a Democratic candidate is nearly impossible for him to break, and I'm sure he'll be able to feel the special love that comes with such a thoughtful gift.
I might send him a bag of pretzels too.
GG